Cam Newton: 6’5”, 245 lbs., 33.75” reach, 35” vertical.
vs.
Random High School Kid: 5’4”, 112 lbs. (soaking wet), 20.25” reach, 11” vertical
If I were a betting man, which I very much am, I’d probably take Cam Newton in a fight to the death against a spaghetti-armed high schooler. Controversial opinion, I know.
That scenario almost went down (ok, probably not but for the sake of drama bear with me) at the Carolina Panthers minicap when a teenage fan said he would ‘fade’ the 29-year-old athletic specimen.
*frantically Googles definition of ‘fade’*
The youth probably thought that Cam would let the slight pass, but instead he made the poor kid poop his pants.
https://twitter.com/JaheimWise/status/1008506654709698562
“You gon’ do what?”
“Nothing Mr. Newton, Sir.”
Pretty funny exchange that got some good reactions from peeps around the web.
https://twitter.com/itsdinob/status/1008572467202461697
Hit his ass real quick wit the pic.twitter.com/84j80k9Vjp
— Zay (@BadKatastrophic) June 18, 2018
Schleep I woulda let his big ass hit me and claim I broke everythang 🤧 pay my way through college big fella
— T Y R O • S A M A 🙏🏾 (@UNBTyro) June 18, 2018
https://twitter.com/CarlosAfraka/status/1008704781542666240
Oh, bring me back real football so I don’t have to blog about Cam Newton almost sucker punching a kid who still plays with Beanie Babies.
[h/t Total Pro Sports]