There Was A Literal Dumpster Fire Outside The Cleveland Browns’ Stadium
There’s a chill in the air, your girlfriend is dropping hints about how fun it would be to spend a Saturday afternoon picking apples, and the Cleveland Browns are 0-4, which can only mean one thing: fall has officially arrived. Autumn might have technically started in September, but everyone knows the season doesn’t truly start until the leaves have started to turn and the Browns have essentially eliminated themselves from playoff contention.
There are plenty of ways to describe the current states of the franchise, but in 2017, there’s one phrase that immediately comes to mind: “dumpster fire” (or, if you’re more of a visual thinker, one GIF):
I’m not a super religious person, but every once in a while, I’ll come across something that makes me think there is a God out there— a God who has a fantastic sense of humor. This is one of those things:
Is God being a little too on the nose here? Perhaps. But the Big Guy still made me laugh, so I have to give Him some credit where credit is due.