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You gotta feel for Jamal Murray right now.
He’s likely in the trenches under heavy fire as his girlfriend peppers him with questions over how a video of her doming him made its way out to his 500,000 Instagram followers and beyond. Nothing tests a relationship like an oopsie porno.
The Nuggets guard can take comfort in the fact that he is far from the online famous sports figure who has been bagged being Horny Online. LeBron knows what I’m talking about. And no amount of therapy sessions will shake the image of Draymond Green’s meat popsicle from my brain.
Now let’s talk pubes.
Damian Lillard and C.J. McCollum hopped on an Instagram Live and it took an electric turn when commenters said McCollum’s facial hair resembled Jamal Murray’s pubes. Instead of ignoring the comments, McCollum read a couple aloud and Lillard couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
Keep in mind they are on the official NBA Live account, not their personal ones. They are representing their employers by talking about pubes. This is why we play the game.
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Just watched NBA IG story, Come on @CJMcCollum 😂😂🤦🏽♂️ #NoCHILL
— Bradley Beal (@RealDealBeal23) March 23, 2020
Bruh @CJMcCollum you funny as hell😂😂😂
— Donovan Mitchell (@spidadmitchell) March 23, 2020
File this one under: It’s Funny Because It’s True.