Danny Ainge’s Son Nearly End’s His Father’s Life With Violent Driveway Dunk

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The Drive-by Dunk Challenge is the latest fad to hit the world wide webs, thanks in large part to Anthony Davis, DeAaron Fox and Jaylen Brown. For those unfamiliar, the concept is to stop ones car in the middle of the road, trespass onto someone else’s property, and fucking woof it down on their basketball hoop. So far, no one has been shot at. It’s still early.

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Crew Ainge, son of Celtics GM Danny Ainge and a freshman guard at Utah State, didn’t meet all the meme requirements but made up for it by ending his father’s life at the age of 58, metaphorically of course.

To add insult to injury, this tweet is vicious:

Sidenote: for a family who prides itself on basketball, kind of weird how they have a hoop that is one step above a Fisher Price one.

[h/t For The Win]

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