Derek Jeter Is Finally Getting Married After Taking Down Some Of The Hottest Chicks In The World
Absolutely no man on the planet has had a better run at being a bachelor than Derek Jeter. Last night, minutes before the first pitch of Game 1 of the World Series, the New York Daily News announced that Jeter finally popped the question to his girlfriend of two years, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Hannah Davis.
“She already has the ring,” we’re told. “The family is very happy because they really like him.”
No shit — he’s a bi-racial angel!
Jeter is leaving his single years at 41, spending his 20s and 30s dating some of the hottest women in the world (and leaving them with gift baskets after one-night stands… #2 always a class act like that). A few years ago SportsNation put together this graphic of some of Jeter’s accomplishments in dating, right around the time he broke up with Minka Kelly, then went on the prowl and landed Hannah Davis. Atta boy, #2:
Think about all the other Bros in sports and Hollywood he’s eskimo Bros with. Last year someone made a similar graphic pointing that out to celebrate his retirement. We’re happy for him, but it’s a sad day seeing Jeter retire his killcount to the rafters, once and for all
It’s a bummer of a day for us bachelors who never want to settle down. Long live the Bro King. Pour one out for him tonight.
*Sidenote: How insane will that pre-nup be? The Iran Nuclear Arms deal is less complicated.
Had to say it…