The Detroit Lions Are Offering A ‘Thanksgiving Pizza’ Thursday Against The Bears And Dare I Say, It Looks Bomb

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Do you want to experience the culinary joy of Thanksgiving while getting blasted at a football game, all without the hassle of having to hear your uncle pitch his latest shitty ponzi scheme?

Well Ford Field may be the place to be on Thanksgiving Day as the 4-6 Detroit Lions will host the division-leading Chicago Bears at 12:30 am on Turkey Day in an important NFC North matchup.

Ford Field concessions will be offering Thanksgiving pizza to pair with your favorite beer, consisting of turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and gravy.

Dare I say: It looks bomb?

It seems I’m the only one who holds the opinion that I’d eat the shit out of this pie and go back for seconds. Twitter wasn’t so convinced.

What ya’ll think: culinary innovation or crime against humanity?

[h/t For the Win]

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