The Arizona Diamondbacks Are Selling A 3,540 Calorie Sundae That Costs More Than Your Mother For A Night
The average male in his mid-20s should take in about 2,000 calories a day, according to a very quick Google search. But the Arizona Diamondbacks don’t play by your rules, quick Google search. This is evident in the 3,540 calorie, 2 pound Triple Play Sundae they are introducing to fans tonight.
The sundae contains 15 ingredients and costs a totally reasonable $25, or roughly the price of a 30 rack of Coors. Sorry about that comment about your mother in the headline, bro. No hard feelings.
This seems like a shameless attempt by the D-backs to try to make its fans forget that their team currently resides in the basement of the NL West. So instead of leaving the stadium sad, fans will leave the stadium sad, broke, and with shit running down their leg.
Apparently stuffing an 8-inch D-bat dog down their fans throats wasn’t enough of a distraction.