Have You Been Naughty Or Nice This Year? Doesn’t Matter–DraftKings Wants To Stuff Your Stocking With $100,000

Bros, let’s face it. I’m broke. You’re broke. We’re broke.

And with the holiday season upon us, our anorexic wallets are going to take a beating we’re not sure they can bounce back from. I honestly don’t know if I can withstand another disappointed glare from my father after he opens the pair of clearance rock socks I gifted him for the third year in a row (it’s actually quite easy to re-gift when he never takes the tags off.)

So what can us fixed-income slugs do about our dire financial situation that will yield immediate results? Ask our bosses for a raise? Lol, you and I both know we don’t deserve that. Rob a bank? Can’t afford a mask. Oh wait…

I think…

Ya, I got an idea.

We both join DraftKings NFL week 13 contest for a shot to win the $100,000 grand prize! This is a low-risk, high-reward scenario because it’s absolutely FREE to enter for new users and only $3 for returning DraftKings players.

There’s also incentive for you to join because even though I’m going to take home the $100,000 first place check, 80,000 of you will win a portion of the $1 MILLION prize pool GUARANTEED.

Upon entry, each player will enter into a salary cap style draft and allotted $50,000 to select 8 players and 1 defense.

The roster format is as follows: 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 Flex and 1 Defense

The contest locks on Sunday, December 6th at 1:00 PM so SIGN UP NOW!!