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Picture this, bros.
You’re at the Pearly Gates of Heaven and you’re staring your maker in the face. Before he sends you to the depths of Hell for being generally a shitty human being (I’ll save you some whiskey), you turn around to God and say “Bro, before I go, is there anything I could have done on Earth to get into this place?”
God takes a pensive moment and says, “DraftKings wanted to line your pockets with $100,000 on September 13, 2015 and you were too big of a sally to take them up on it. Greed is a sin, but so is stupidity. Peace, bitch.”
*Tim Tebow and God fist bump as you descend into the seventh ring of Hell*
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The best part is that it’s absolutely FREE for new users, and only $3 for returning DraftKings players.
Upon entry, GM’s enter into a salary cap draft, and are allotted $50,000 to select 9 spots–8 players and one team defense.
The roster format is as follows: 1 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 Flex and 1 Defense.
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