Watch This Dude Bare Hand A Line Drive Foul Ball While Wearing A GoPro Strapped To His Dome

If you’re going to strap a GoPro camera to your dome for a minor league baseball game, your only option is to bare hand a line drive. That’s like your only get out of jail free card for wearing a GoPro to a game. Even if the dude performed CPR to an old lady who choked on a hot dog, people in section 210 will be driving home from the game like “That dude who saved that woman’s life was kind of an insufferable douchebag.” Poor bastard can catch a liner but not a break. Don’t let anyone dim your light, dude. Even if the whole world thinks you’re a walking punchline.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.