Eagles Fans Beat The Bag Out Of Tony Romo Dummy During Sunday’s Tailgate, Marking Their Only Win Of The Season

I can’t go too far over the handle bars hating on the Eagles this season because a.) BroBible’s senior editor and Philly native Brandon Wenerd has begun to drink himself into a depressive stupor two games into the season, b.) it’s two games into the season, and c.) with top-tier entertainment like an 8-minute video of America’s most hated fans beating a Tony Romo dummy like it owed them money, their early season failures are kind of endearing.

That thing was beaten harder than my meat popsicle in high school after I returned home from a week of sleep away basketball camp and had the house to myself. Pretty sure the stains are still on the ceiling.

But with Romo likely to miss at least eight weeks with a fractured collarbone, Philly fans may have to direct their hate elsewhere. Maybe they should start with themselves? Just kidding, Brandon. Go Birds, or something.

Philadelphia is notable for its rich history, on display at the Liberty Bell, Independence Hall – where the Declaration of Independence and Constitution were signed!!

The Philadelphia Museum of Art contains one of the United States’ largest collections of art, housing rare Renaissance and Baroque works and art of the 18th and 19th centuries!!!

The Eastern State Penitentiary was built in 1829 with the aim of rehabilitating criminals through solitary confinement. Which is where this dude will end by the end of the night.