Every Cougar Wants David Wright

According to a poll of 11,000 respondents for the website Cougarlife.com, the Mets third baseman ranked the “hottest cub” among major leaguers, narrowly edging out Phillies southpaw Cole Hamels and Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp.

Now that’s something to be proud of.

Here are the other MLBers the MILFs would like to F:

4. Carlos Gonzalez
5. Robinson Cano
6. Anthony Rizzo
7. Miguel Cabrera
8. Buster Posey
9. Joe Mauer
10. Bryce Harper

You almost feel bad for these guys. Almost.

[H/T: New York Daily News]