Florida RB Adam Lane Says Pooping His Pants During Bowl Game Was The ‘Best Thing That Could Have Happened’
Florida Gators running back Adam Lane had an unfortunate pants-pooping episode during the Birmingham Bowl but he’s totally cool with what happened.
Hell, he sounds almost happy his bowels betrayed him on the national stage.
Florida running back Adam Lane responding to a Q about the time he pooped his pants in a bowl game pic.twitter.com/jvsLKRVtqV
— Richard Johnson (@RagjUF) March 25, 2015
That right there is a man who took the message of Taylor Swift’s Shake It Off to heart.
It’s also a more mature and brave approach than the one I’d employ in a similar situation, which is:
- Quit football
- Throw my phone in a river
- Wander Europe
- Take up residence in a hostel
- Dramatically alter my appearance
- Re-emerge after a decade with the hope everyone had forgotten
Kudos to him for finding the silver lining in a very dark stain.