Golfer’s Shot Ricochets Off A Tree And Drills Him Right In The Nutsack, Killing All Future Children
— Sunshine Tour (@Sunshine_Tour) October 22, 2015
Someone should have told this dude that with the advances in modern technology, there are other, less painful, forms of birth control. My uncle got his dick tubes tied. Pretty sure they put you to sleep for that. He could also just throw on a condom. LOL jk, now I’m just being unrealistic. I may actually take a golf ball to the frank and beans to avoid wearing a jimmy. Genius move by this dude. A little pain now for a lifetime of pleasure. A revolutionary.
P.S. He got a 7 on this hole, which is impressive considering it must be difficult to swing a golf club with your testes in your throat.
[h/t For the Win]