Bro At Gym Has No Idea How To Use Cable Machine, Swings Around Like Tarzan

During my morning workout yesterday I happened to see man in his mid-40s wearing the following:

  • A tiny bluetooth
  • An A shirt
  • Black Dickies work pants

And finally:

  • Brand new Under Armour plastic cleats

I thought I’d stumbled upon a befuddling moment in workout history. But after seeing this joker abuse a seemingly straightforward machine, I realize my experience doesn’t really rate.

No. Just no.

What is he even exercising there outside of the patience of other club members?

Also, great clandestine filming by this bearded dude. That’s how you get a great shot without making a scene.

[H/T: Sports Grid]