This Gymnast’s Signature Move On The Balance Beam Will Make Any Guy Cringe

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Although this wasn't my best meet due to dislocating my rib the day before in training, I'm thankful I was able to push through and have a pretty great meet. The highlight of my experience at the 46th world championships in Glasgow was getting this skilled named after myself. At my first worlds in 2013 I witnessed @victoriamoors_ , @simonebiles , @silvia_cp17 and a few others achieve and submit a brand new skill into the FIG code of points, what a legacy. Theirs, mine and so many others names will forever be recognized in the gymnastics world. I would like to thank all my friends, family, supporters and most of all, all my coaches that have helped me get to where I am today. Without you guys pushing me and looking up to me I would not have made it this far. I love you guys❤️ Always set dreams and goals for yourself no matter how big or how hard they seem, if you want it bad enough you will achive it. My biggest goal since 2013 was to submit a skill in the FIG code of points 🔓 My biggest dream since I was old enough to know what it was is to go to the Olympic Games 🔒 #rio2016OlympicGames Congratulations to my teammate @themarttt , you had the best meet of your life and what a competition to do that at! You have grown and improved so much as an athlete even in the last few years that we have been teammates. We did this together! Behold….. The Dick

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When I first saw this I shot coffee out my mouth like a busted fire hydrant, all over the floor. Ugh. I had to do a reality check and make sure this wasn’t a dream within a dream, but unfortunately Leo DiCaprio still has my dradle after borrowing that shit for ‘Inception.’

Anyways, this is unreal. A perfect storm really. 18-year old Marissa Dick basically leaps and lands in a split to pull off the ultimate dick move. I couldn’t help it. Seriously though, the move is now called the ‘Marissa Dick Move.’ It really is the perfect display of grace and fortitude though, so kudos to her. I don’t think we’ll see any bros trying to pull this shit off anytime soon, unless they took it on a dare after shotgunning three 4 Lokos. Even then.

Like a newborn bitchrag I assumed dick move was a tasteful term best assigned to those moments you or that person you know (or both of you) violate social expectations, to one-up yourself relative to anyone else. The proverbial cockblock comes to mind, does it not? It’s a Friday night, you have a night on the town, and your bro has a night on the Tequila train, which results in him being a turd butler and drunkenly ruining your shot with anyone at the bar who sees you together. Oh and rest assured the jabronie’s glued at your hip. Well now we can also associate the dick move with any gymnast who has the skills to successfully pull Marissa’s move off.

So enjoy this video and pull for Marissa Dick to qualify for the Olympic Games in Rio in 2016. I think the chick earned it after pulling off a successful ‘Marissa Dick Move.’

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