John Snowden of the St. Charles Chill was clearly jealous of all the press the other Snowden has been receiving, so he decided to do something about it.
During a fight with Matt Stephenson of the Missouri Mavericks, Snowden went full vampire, latching onto his opponent’s forearm like it was a chicken bone.
In addition to a five-minute penalty, Snowden was hit with a one-game suspension because we can’t have a society where people go around biting each other with immunity.
One thing is for sure, though. We definitely need to keep an eye on this guy. Seems like a real threat. Surely some three-letter agency can set up some sort of surveillance.
[H/T: Puck Daddy]