Out for Blood: Hockey Fight Turns into Hockey Bite

John Snowden of the St. Charles Chill was clearly jealous of all the press the other Snowden has been receiving, so he decided to do something about it.

During a fight with Matt Stephenson of the Missouri Mavericks, Snowden went full vampire, latching onto his opponent’s forearm like it was a chicken bone.

In addition to a five-minute penalty, Snowden was hit with a one-game suspension because we can’t have a society where people go around biting each other with immunity.

One thing is for sure, though. We definitely need to keep an eye on this guy. Seems like a real threat. Surely some three-letter agency can set up some sort of surveillance.

[H/T: Puck Daddy]