Here’s What Every NFL Team Name And Logo Would Be If Named By Horny Teenagers

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We here at BroBible love two things: Puns and sex. And football. Three things. We love three things: Puns and sex and football.

Which is why, one day, when someone in our group chat made some infantile ass remark like “Kansas City Chiefs, more like Kansas City Queefs” (it was probably David), that led to a tremendously unproductive hour in which we all did nothing but try and come up with the best puns a horny teenage boy would make for every single NFL team.

That tremendous time suck led to some wonderful names that were too good not to share with you Bros.

Here they are.

[All illustrations by the wonderful Chris Illuminati and credit goes to everyone on the Bro squad who helped come up with these.]


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