Nothing incites a riot quicker than a bunch of sore losers (the U.S. lost to Russia, 7 – 2), so if you’re gonna fuck with the Russians’ equipment at the World Ice Hockey Championships in Moscow, you may as well do it right. Poor man’s Rob Ford over here pees on their shit, but not much else – I say take a dump in a skate, fart in a helmet and wipe your ass on the jersey.
Peeing is for sissies, but power shits? That’s what the revenge vandalism game is all about.
[H/T Daily Mail]