The Jaguars Are Now Offering A Gardner Minshew Ticket Package That Actually Makes Me Want To Visit Jacksonville

Who needs Jalen Ramsey when you have Gardner freaking Minshew, am I right, Jacksonville?! I mean JUST LOOK at the laser focus the guy has in that photo there!

That’s right, boys and girls, Minshew Mania is in full effect now, as the Jacksonville Jaguars are now offering a special Gardner Minshew Ticket Package that comes with a headband, his magnificent mustache and an on-field photo in your dope new Minshew gear. (What? No jock strap?! Or hammer?)

Speaking of dope new Minshew gear…
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The new “Minshew Mini Pack” will only be available for limited time – Jacksonville’s next two home games versus the Saints on Oct. 13 and against the Jets on Oct. 27.

Prices for the package range from as low as $41 all the way up to $600.

Minshew has completed 69 percent of his passes, going 84-for-121 for 905 yards with seven touchdowns and just one pick thus far in his brief, but glorious NFL career.

Fans aren’t the only ones who want to emulate the NFL’s offensive rookie of the month for September. According to ESPN, five members of the Jaguars’ equipment staff are also rocking Minshew mustaches.

“Too many,” said Mishewn about all the copycats in J-Ville. “There’s a lot of bad mustaches out there now.”

Indeed.

On the other hand…

The poor Jags… they just can’t win, can they?