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Jay Cutler And His Majestic Hair Were At The Bears Game Last Night And The Internet Rejoiced

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All Jay Cutler wants to do in his retirement is watch live feeds of deer eating out of deer feeders,  experiment with various sex positions with Kristin Cavallari, and avoid cyberbullying.

He’s mint on two out of three of those endeavors, but was unable to avoid a social media ribbing after he and his voluptuous hair showed up at Soldier Field Thursday night for the Bears opener against the Packers.

The Bears lost a repulsive game by the score of 10-3 and there’s some debate over whether or not Smokin’ Jay’s presence at Soldier Field contributed to the L.

One thing is for sure, if Mitch Trubisky continues to throw 45 times without a touchdown, the gracious people of Chicago could look to court the man who perpetually looks like he never really gives a fuck.

https://twitter.com/NickTheNitemare/status/1169791023033311232?s=20

Can we get a Jay Cutler 30 for 30, or at the very least a goddamn locker room speech. Dude is lightning in a bottle.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.
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