J.J. Watt’s Fiancee Creeping On His Text Messages During The World Series Is The Content The Internet Craves

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Remember when Lindsay Pelas was thirsting for J.J. Watt in 2015 and urged him to slide into her DMs? And then after a month of radio silence Pelas said “he lost his shot.”

I wanted to strangle J.J. out of respect for every straight man and gay woman on the planet, and was convinced the five-time Pro Bowler would not only never find The One, but didn’t deserve to.

I was wrong, and in May of 2019, the Texans defense guy dropped on a knee to propose to professional soccer player Kealia Ohai, who also happens to be the sister-in-law of Watt’s former defensive brother Brian Cushing.

The pair attended Game 1 of the World Series Tuesday night at Minute Maid Park to watch their Astros catch an L.


The couple was captured by Fox cameras in a clip that proved they have more than just good looks in common: they are both in the running for Defensive Player of the Year.

I can just imagine how this exchange went down.

JJ: I’m super down today, babe. Grandma’s body is rejecting the medication.

Kealia: …..

JJ: ……

Kealia: Who’s Bethany?

Everybody on the internet has either been the perpetrator or the victim of a side-eye creep.

Completely understand the insecurities that come with dating a famous professional athlete. But if he’s unwilling to seal the deal with Lindsay Pelas AND Kate Hudson, I think you’re in the clear for life.

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