With the sports world grinding to a complete halt the past month or two, anouncers like Joe Buck have had a lot of spare time on their hands and not a lot to broadcast.
It has also meant that broadcasters like Buck have been getting a lot of odd offers, including many from fans asking him to provide play-by-play of them having sex.
Buck had previously asked for people to send him something to narrate, but as always is the case with the internet…
“You have to go through these videos like the Zapruder film because you’re worried there’s going to be something in the background, there’s going to be something hidden like a Highlights magazine that we should not focus on, but it’s still there and it becomes some internet thing where I put my voice to something that I shouldn’t have,” Buck told KMOX.
In addition to those excellent offers, an adult cam site offered him $1 million to narrate some of their videos.
Buck, while flattered, turned them down.
Buck’s wife, former Denver Broncos cheerleaders and current ESPN NFL reporter Michelle Beisner, on the other hand, thought he perhaps shouldn’t have been so hasty in declining the generous offer.
“Of all the offers you’ve turned down to keep your day job @Buck – this one not only hurts the most, but also had the most potential,” Beisner tweeted. “Epic fail.”
Well played, Mrs. Buck. Well played.