Remember how Jose Canseco blew off his middle finger a few weeks ago while cleaning his gun? And then how he cried about it? Golly gee whiz, those were some great times! And even MORE great times are headed our way, since Jose Canseco is now planning to sell that very same finger on eBay.
I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
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The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014
maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
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The 45 caliber Remington has a chrome mirror finish with custom grips with crystals and gold plating in the grips pic.twitter.com/QvUhX2nBZl
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014
But who would buy a product without having at least seen what it is first? While Canseco did tweet a photo of his fucked up finger a few weeks ago, he’s subsequently taken it down…but the Internet doesn’t forget, people. So here’s a screenshot of that very same tweet:
Fun stuff. Unfortunatley for Canseco, eBay doesn’t allow the sale of human body parts over their site, but knowing Canseco he’ll find a way…or not.
Probably not.
[H/T Death and Taxes, image via Miami Herald]
