A Mic’d Up JuJu Smith-Schuster Talking About Girls And Trying To Get Teammates To Chill With Him After Pummeling The Bengals Is Why We Play The Game

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The Cincinnati Bengals are so very bad. You know this, I know this.

The Bengals got blown out by the previously unbeaten and Ben Roethlisberger-less Steelers, 27-3, in prime time Monday night, prompting Bengals receiver Tyler Boyd to admit: “We got embarrassed. Straight like that. It sucks.”

Embarrassed is the right word. Andy Dalton was sacked EIGHT times and took 11 hits, both career highs, and finished with a 7.2 QBR, his lowest since the 2017 season.

Arguably the most entertaining part of the Steelers’ mushroom-stamping of the Bengals was JuJu Smith-Schuster, who finished the game with just three catches for 15 yards, but added the most value while mic’d up on the sidelines.

Here is JuJu trying to get kicker Chris Boswell to snitch on himself.

Poor JuJu then scoured the sidelines to try to find someone–anyone–to hang out with him after the game. More like JuJu Smith-Glansberg amiright.

To JuJu’s credit, and despite his on-field production, he did recognize a football game was being played.

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I’m glad I’m not a Steelers fan so I can enjoy these for the pure entertainment value and not feel the least bit salty that JuJu has yet to eclipse an 85-yard game this season.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.