The phrase “woke up and chose violence” is teetering on “savage” levels of overuse, but leave it to Very Online Guy Kevin Durant to leave me no choice. Color me shocked.
Durant, who America is counting on to secure Gold in Tokyo, woke up Wednesday morning and
got 1,000 shots up mocked the socioeconomic stature of his trolls.
In a now deleted tweet, a Twitter user who is too cowardly to stand by his barbs, wrote: “Kyrie needs a better team around him.”
Durant rolled over at 6 am Toyko time, the morning after ravaging Iran 120-66, and delivered a retort:
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) July 28, 2021
Floor to ceiling windows. Plush carpet. Chic minimalist vibe. Trying to figure out how this is a burn, but I don’t make the rules.
best part of this tweet is that its 6AM in Tokyo right now 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/l1oqeQEoIH
— kira ~ (@Sadcrib) July 28, 2021
Literally KD rn: pic.twitter.com/YRyirR8WcW
— Zach (#1 Delusional Jets Fan) (@zjb5802) July 28, 2021
a friendly reminder that KD has more career tweets than points pic.twitter.com/3dxsO8RqEs
— The Volume (@TheVolumeSports) July 28, 2021
LMFAOOOOOO dawg u aint have to do him like that 😭 pic.twitter.com/5QAC6izAwg
— Sp_ce (@sp_ceii) July 28, 2021
KD you need a better team around you pic.twitter.com/4dDRxqxckh
— Anton 🦌🦈 (@antonfilms226) July 28, 2021
“Kyrie needs a better team around him” pic.twitter.com/FgAYRqjkyZ
— LD77 🇸🇮 (@LBaderM) July 28, 2021
The United States will take on the Czech Republic this Saturday at 8 am, three hours after Durant sends his first Twitter burn to a 15-year-old 3,500 miles away.