Kobe Bryant’s Very Low Ranking On Bleacher Report’s 50 Best All-Time Player List Is Borderline Trolling

We are literally just one day removed from ESPN ranking Klay Thompson as just the 49th best player in the NBA. Yes, 52 points in 27 minutes. That Klay.

I really didn’t want to do this again.

But Bleacher Report has released its list of NBA’s 50 Best All-Time Players, and while this list was destined to spark more controversy than agreements, there are a few glaring, head-scratching, what the fuck choices.

While Bleacher Report admits to the criteria being mostly subjective, it did consider a loose criteria:

Catch-all metrics like box plus/minus (available from the 1973-74 season on) and win shares per 48 minutes came into play. And you’ll see pace- and playing-time-adjusted numbers (in the form of “per 75 possessions”). But intangibles have to be factored into these conversations, as well.

I can fucks with most of the list. But then there’s this.

Steph Curry above Kobe all-time?? Kobe may be cool with it???…

Do you know who this meddling ranking pleases very much? Shaq, the NBA’s #6 all-time player, according to the report.

I cannot imagine what small young girl Kobe is making do suicides until she pukes because of this shameful snub, but I send her my strength.

https://twitter.com/AKISNBA/status/1177256421978705922?s=20

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Pray for the Little Mambas.