Watch Kobe Bryant Rip The Soul Out Of This Poor Lady Who Just Wants To Give Him A Hug

by 5 years ago

Short of spitting in this lady’s face, Kobe Bryant just pulled the most sneaky disrespectful move since he called ref Bennie Adams a “fucking faggot” after getting T’ed up back in 2011. Actually, they say the worst thing in the world isn’t hate, it’s indifference, and this eager beaver might as well been a walking YouTube ad  the way Kobe skipped over her. Treated her like a fucking sweat towel. Couldn’t have ignored her more if she was a wide open teammate.

And the best part is that this lady went home and swindled up a tall tale about how she was chatting up Kobe at the end of the bench. Probably even claims he touched her leg. Because accepting the reality that splurging on court seats only to have her dreams shattered by her idol is too much to burden. Constructed realities are a necessary survival tactic. Kind of like Kobe smiling and laughing and dapping up the other team mid-game on his season-long retirement tour while his team is dead last in the Western Conference and sporting the second worst record in the NBA at 11-48.

“I’M THE GREATEST. RAIN DANCE!”

P.S. I love how this is just the second most disrespectful thing Kobe’s done on the bench this season.

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