Ruin Your Day By Watching LaVar Ball Call Himself A ‘Genius’ After The Lakers Get The #2 Pick
LaVar Ball, man. The guy is just so easy to dislike. Everything about him screams, “SOMEONE NEEDS TO KNOCK ME DOWN A FEW PEGS.” And yet, here we are. With LaVar Ball on top of the goddamn world after the NBA lottery selection. Not only is he likely going to see his son become a Laker, but the motherfucker also gets the satisfaction of predicting it.
Speaking of his satisfaction, here he is calling himself a genius for telling the world his son was going to be a laker before last night pretty much made that prediction an absolute certainty.
The transcript of that:
“I told him he was going to go to the Lakers! I’m gonna speak it into existence. Boston [is] going to take Markelle Fultz, he’s a good player. I think he fits best with Boston. You can’t bring him to L.A., he ain’t ready for this. Only one person ready for this, it’s that Ball boy. … I know I must be a genius to plan it this well. His number has always been No. 2 and guess where he’s going? No. 2. To the Lakers, baby! Here we come!”
Son of a bitch. I don’t wish ill will on most people, but it would be pretty satisfying if Lonzo Ball didn’t get drafted. Like, at all. The guaranteed LaVar Ball meltdown would be worth it.