This Portly Manchester United Fan Dancing In The Stands Like No One Is Watching Has To Be On Molly
Wearing headphones to a sporting event is a savage move in itself. But wearing headphones to a sporting event and then dancing by yourself with no discernible dance moves is something I can only attribute to eating a boulder of molly. I love how at the 25 second mark, the dude tries to cramp his style. Mista Steal Yo Girl could not be bothered. Completely unaffected. Doesn’t give a fuck what you or I think. A man like this doesn’t play by our rules. He’s thinks he’s a goddamn legend and frankly I can’t prove otherwise.