Military Bro Returns Home From Overseas To Surprise His Smoking Hot Cheerleader Wife At The St. Louis Rams Game


This stuff will never get played out. Bro goes overseas to serve the US of A and comes home to a smoking hot NFL cheerleader wife. That’s a man with some top-shelf pedigree. A better man that I, top to bottom.

Per Fox 2 News:

Rams cheerleader, Candace, is also a first lieutenant in the Marine Corps.  She married her school sweetheart, Marine First Lieutenant August Valentine, who is stationed South Korea.  During a time-out in the first quarter, Candace watched a special video message from her husband on the scoreboard. What she didn’t know was that he was walking up behind her as it played.

They fucked so hard last night. So hard.

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