This Ref On Monday Night Football Deserves A Fine From The League For His Unacceptable Haircut

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The last thing the NFL needs is another problem on its hands. With the ongoing national anthem saga, the mounting concussion research, and the 14 people showing up to Chargers games, the NFL has more problems than Jay-Z. And just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, a Monday Night Football ref arrived to his place of work looking like this…

I don’t know what that is or what this dude is going through at home, but this haircut is simply unacceptable. I try not to make snap judgements about people I don’t know, but I can promise you that this guy tucks his tank top into his cotton sweat shorts. No doubt in my mind that this guy flexes into the mirror while having sex with his third wife. I cannot imagine a scenario in which this dude doesn’t pack a heater at his son’s first communion. Again, I’m not in the business of judging a book by its cover, unless that cover clearly reads ‘I Got Kicked Out Of Navy Seal Training For Dropping My Ballsack On A Fellow Soldier’s Forehead While He Slept.’

Call me insensitive or judgmental, just don’t call me the only one..

Supercuts about to be wrapped up in a lawsuit.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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