Take Advantage Of Football’s Opening Weekend With The Best New Bettor Bonus In The Industry

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As if you needed a reminder: The NFL season is well underway and, despite our differences in race, religion, gender, and body mass index, we can all unite on throwing action on the games right?

Our founding fathers didn’t wear those weird curly-haired wigs so we could sit back and passively watch football without indulging in fruits of capitalism. The Declaration of Independence clearly states, “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of happiness Alternative Income Streams. Look it up at your local library.

Before you make your first bet on the season, you must be made aware of MYBookie, our go-to sports betting site and arguably the best on the world wide web.

Many of you may be familiar with MYBookie seeing as they’ve made waves last year with some enticing features: like a comprehensive, user-friendly interface, loyalty points that earn users free bets, live in-game betting, and the fastest payouts in the business (All payouts are processed within 48 hours).

Where I think MYBookie sets itself apart from the competition is the edge it gives new players…

MYBookie is offering a 100% bonus for new players up to $1,000. In other words, if you use the promo code BROBIBLE you will be matched dollar-for-dollar for any deposits equal or lesser to $1k. If you take full advantage of this deal, you could be playing with $1,000 of house money. No bullshit. No gimmicks. Just a solid deal.

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If that isn’t incentive enough for you to bet with MYBookie, consider this: Dating back to last season, I’m up on my bets by a substantial amount and in every other facet of my life I’m the human equivalent of the number 13 (See: my sex life). Join for me. Join for you. Join for our founding fathers.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.