Dude From One Direction Caddies For Rory McIlroy At Masters, And Has A Day He’ll Hope To Forget

You really gotta feel for One Direction’s Niall Horan. The poor bastard probably thought that caddying for Rory McIlroy during the pre-Masters Par 3 Contest at Augusta would be a safe haven from the media firestorm that’s surrounded the band since that other good-looking dude with crazy haired bailed out.

And what can possibly go wrong as a caddy? All you have to do is walk and pretend that your opinion matters. I mean, fuck, this guy did it.

But Niall temporarily forgot how legs work and tripped over a blade of grass while following Rory into a mid-hole interview.

UM. It’s ok, bro, we’ve all been there (shitfaced). Dust it off and silence the haters by ripping one down the fairway…


Maybe it’s best you just head back to the clubhouse and fly under the radar for a few years.

[H/T Complex]

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