You really gotta feel for One Direction’s Niall Horan. The poor bastard probably thought that caddying for Rory McIlroy during the pre-Masters Par 3 Contest at Augusta would be a safe haven from the media firestorm that’s surrounded the band since that other good-looking dude with crazy haired bailed out.
And what can possibly go wrong as a caddy? All you have to do is walk and pretend that your opinion matters. I mean, fuck, this guy did it.
But Niall temporarily forgot how legs work and tripped over a blade of grass while following Rory into a mid-hole interview.
UM. It’s ok, bro, we’ve all been there (shitfaced). Dust it off and silence the haters by ripping one down the fairway…
“Niall taking a shot at the Masters! pic.twitter.com/3iph2PviSw” when u hit it into the water but still get applauded bc ur niall horan
— kate (@5sosmonkeys) April 8, 2015
Maybe it’s best you just head back to the clubhouse and fly under the radar for a few years.