Dude From One Direction Caddies For Rory McIlroy At Masters, And Has A Day He’ll Hope To Forget

You really gotta feel for One Direction’s Niall Horan. The poor bastard probably thought that caddying for Rory McIlroy during the pre-Masters Par 3 Contest at Augusta would be a safe haven from the media firestorm that’s surrounded the band since that other good-looking dude with crazy haired bailed out.

And what can possibly go wrong as a caddy? All you have to do is walk and pretend that your opinion matters. I mean, fuck, this guy did it.

But Niall temporarily forgot how legs work and tripped over a blade of grass while following Rory into a mid-hole interview.

UM. It’s ok, bro, we’ve all been there (shitfaced). Dust it off and silence the haters by ripping one down the fairway…

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Maybe it’s best you just head back to the clubhouse and fly under the radar for a few years.

[H/T Complex]

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