One drink for each:
- Reminder it’s the first game of the year
- Mention of Peyton Manning’s name
- Mention of Joe Flacco’s name
- Commercial break
Two drinks for each:
- Piece of effusive craze for either quarterback
- Replay of Jacoby Jones’ playoff touchdown
- Beer commercial
- Breakdown of Baltimore’s offseason moves
- Wes Welker reception
Three drinks for each:
- Run of 20-plus yards
- Pass play of 30-plus yards
- Shot of John Elway
- Touchdown
- Turnover
- Field goal
Four drinks for each:
- Shot of John Elway spitting tobacco
- Shoehorned Tim Tebow reference
- Ray Lewis fluff piece
Chug your beer for each:
- Safety
- Time one team opens up a 10-point lead
- Onside kick
- Moralizing Bob Costas diatribe
- Time you notice Al Michaels’ lazy eye
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