Who’s The Bigger Jackass–The Pats Fan Who Got A ‘Super Bowl Champs’ Tattoo Or The Falcons Fan Who Did The Same?



If you’re lucky enough to be a Patriots or Falcons fan today, there is one fail-proof thing that you as a fan can do to ensure your squad comes out on top: get a ‘Super Bowl 51 Champions’ tattoo. But, there is one stipulation here, and it’s important–make sure it’s a ‘Super Bowl 51 Champions’ tattoo accompanied with the other team’s logo. It’s as mortal of a lock as water is wet or Pitbull is making a guest appearance during the halftime show.

With that said, I don’t know what the protocol is if two people are stupid enough to get Super Bowl LI tattoos (permanent) with their team’s logo. Maybe a tie? Regardless, as a Patriots’ fan, no one allowed to come to my Super Bowl party touting a fresh, premature Pats Super Bowl Champs tat because there is no such thing as a sure thing (See: Warriors blew a 3-1 lead).

I’ll let you decide which dude is a bigger jackass.




Plot twist: No one is a bigger jackass than this guy.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.