If you’re lucky enough to be a Patriots or Falcons fan today, there is one fail-proof thing that you as a fan can do to ensure your squad comes out on top: get a ‘Super Bowl 51 Champions’ tattoo. But, there is one stipulation here, and it’s important–make sure it’s a ‘Super Bowl 51 Champions’ tattoo accompanied with the other team’s logo. It’s as mortal of a lock as water is wet or Pitbull is making a guest appearance during the halftime show.
With that said, I don’t know what the protocol is if two people are stupid enough to get Super Bowl LI tattoos (permanent) with their team’s logo. Maybe a tie? Regardless, as a Patriots’ fan, no one allowed to come to my Super Bowl party touting a fresh, premature Pats Super Bowl Champs tat because there is no such thing as a sure thing (See: Warriors blew a 3-1 lead).
I’ll let you decide which dude is a bigger jackass.
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Plot twist: No one is a bigger jackass than this guy.
[h/t Total Pro Sports]