New England Patriots Hater Doesn’t Realize That His Ass Tattoo Is Actually Complimenting Them
As if you needed a reminder, the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead in the waning moments of the third quarter to piss away a Super Bowl victory to Tom Brady and the Patriots. One of the greatest offenses in NFL history stalled harder than RGIII’s career, ultimately resulting in the largest comeback in Super Bowl history.
I’m a Patriots fan and a part of me was heartbroken for a team that’s never won a Super Bowl and a city that hasn’t won a professional championship in two decades. Rubbing salt in the wound be the equivalent of banging Matt Ryan’s girl and sending him the sex tape. Just mean-spirited.
Welp, it appears that one dude has inked a tattoo on his ass that will haunt Atlanta residents until their graves.
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Dude, did you inherit those Fruit of the Loom undies from your great grandfather. Jesus bro, I’ve seen tennis rackets from the 60’s more lightly used than those things.
Anyway, there’s a plot twist to this story. The dude who got the tattoo is not even a Patriots fan, nor does he loathe the city of Atlanta. He’s a Redskins fan.
The proud owner of the butt tat told SB Nation:
I just live in Connecticut and cant stand these Pats fans so when i tell them to kiss my ass they will be reminded that they were gettin blown out !
Dude. Are you fucking serious. That’s like getting a tattoo of Usain Bolt crawling as a baby and being like “See, this dude wasn’t always the fastest man in the world LOL!!” Ok, that was a shitty parallel, but give me a break, it’s Monday. Oh it’s Wednesday. Jesus.
I wouldn’t put it past this dude to get a replica of the below tattoo on the other cheek and be like “look at that receding hairline. I HATE THIS GUY!”
[h/t SB Nation]