After Watching Ray Lewis Freestyle About The Existence And Swag Of Man, You’ll Be Weirded Out And Confused

 

During his NFL career, former Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis was legendary for his pregame speeches to teammates that helped get them amped to go knock the snot out of someone else.

As good as Ray Ray was to his mates in the locker room, though, this video of him freestyling about the existence and swag of man comes across as… (speechless).

First off, I have no idea what compelled Lewis to even record this video in the first place. Did he feel it necessary to tell the human race his opinions about dudes, alone, while someone filmed him in a dark room?

Second, this guy used to make other players want to run through a fucking wall for him. This speech here? Well, let’s just say it’s more like a drunken rant from a college bro who just wants to eat pizza at 3 a.m., going into great detail about why he wants ‘za and what he wants as toppings.

Finally, as bad as this fucking rant about who the hell knows what is, its become my guilty pleasure for the day and I’ve now wasted about 30 minutes doing nothing but listening to it over and over, so either Lewis has a point, or I’m just stoned out of my mind and need a quick pick-me-up.

[H/T FTW.USAToday]

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