Ric Flair Waited In Line At The Polling Station Just To Vote For Himself For President Because WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!

Remember that time Ric Flair claimed he banged Halle Berry back in the day and Halle immediately responded like “ya that simply never happened. I’ve never even heard of him. Leave me alone.” It doesn’t matter if it really happened or not, the truth is subjective, and there’s no way you’re convincing me that the Nature Boy didn’t give Halle his redwood.

So that story has nothing to do with this post but every Ric Flair story I write going forward will make mention of him probably lying about smashing Halle Berry. Legend.

Anyhoo, Ric Flair took the time to stand in line for likely two hours at his nearest polling center to make this gag.

You already know it’s coming.

You ready for it?

Halle, how bout you?

Remember when The Nature Boy banged you?

Best of your life I bet.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.