Gronk Gets His Own Hot Sauce, Makes Me Wonder The Crazy Sh*t He’ll Lather It On
There isn’t a crazier motherfucker in the NFL than New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski. Unafraid to spice things up by either tweeting out pics of him hanging with porn stars or partying poolside, Gronk just announced that things are about to get even hotter, announcing that he’s getting his own hot sauce.
Retailing for somewhere around the $3 to $4 mark, the sauce can be scooped either online or at a few supermarkets up in the New England area, with a portion of sales going towards his Gronk Nation Youth Foundation.
With the news, I can’t help but think about what Gronk might be pouring this shit all over.
Here are a couple theories:
- Opponents’ footballs. The whole Deflategate thing is old hat, so maybe slippery balls is the way to go.
- Any one of the ladies he’s often seen with.
- A rookies jock strap as part of some fucked up hazing.
- All over some Dunkin’ Donuts.
Y’all can stop taking pictures now, nothing will ever top this pic.twitter.com/KOgCrj7kRf
— Anna Fogel (@AnnaFogel_) February 4, 2015
Gronk is the fucking man, so I’m sure he’ll find tons of other spots for this shit to be dropped on.