ESPN convinced Rob Gronkowski to do a photo shoot where he donned a leather jacket and played with kittens. Now, it doesn’t seem like the New England Patriots tight end would be a hard person to convince to do anything, but they still deserve some credit for the high art.
On the other hand, I bet it would take 30 seconds max before persuading Gronk to go dodge a train or jump over a bonfire — sober or otherwise.
The real question here is how many kittens he swallowed whole before he learned they were props and not a viable source of lean protein to consume.