For those of you who aren’t familiar with Smash Mouth, you may more easily associate them with their three smash hits: All Star, All Star, and All Star. Their songs appeared on the Now That’s What I Call Music! 3 CD back in 30 A.D., with famous tunes such as Chosen One by Jesus of Nazareth and Just Fucked Your Bitch (remix) by Judas Iscariot. Regardless of the tall tales you hear about Tupac and Biggie, let it be known that the aforementioned artists were the subjects of the first ever rap beef.
But before I begin with the story you clicked on this post for, can we all take a moment to welcome Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harwell back from his trip to the sun.
God damnit Steve, I got skin cancer just looking at this picture. I guess when you’re used to making fire song, the sun’s UV rays feel like a spring day.
Anyhoo, Smash Mouth has made headlines again after posting a tweet to their official band account (which has 22,000 followers, most of which I’m guessing thought they were following a cuckhold account) shredding LeBron James for stepping over Draymond Green in Game 4 of the NBA Finals.
@KingJames Really dude, you're gonna step over another man like that then cry like a bitch? @Money23Green @NBA @warriors #KingFraud
— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) June 13, 2016
Oh they ain’t done! (Note how many @’s Smash Mouth includes in their Tweets. Throwing them out like Candy Crush invitations for maximum exposure.)
https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/742195285460324354
Smash Mouth looks to have taken a break from touring at Olive Garden’s nationwide to respond to literally anyone and everyone. “Guys, guys! We got another message!”
They must have money on the Warriors. More surprisingly, they must have money.
Congratulation LeBron, you’ve just been smashed. Give it a second to settle in.
[h/t The Big Lead]