— Larry McCormack (@LarryMcCormack1) September 5, 2015
Fans were all antsy in their pantsies during a lightning delay at Nissan Stadium when No. 25 Tennessee took on Bowling Green. One Volunteers fan was so desperate for some on the field action that he took matters into his own hands and that was a big mistake.
The game was delayed with 8:30 left in the third quarter, and that’s when this fella thought it was a great idea to run on the field. He made it passed midfield and then he got the shit knocked out of him. The security guard was not about to give up six points on his turf, so he clotheslined the snot out of the field intruder.
Dude should have used the delay to get a hot dog or something that wouldn’t give him an impromptu tracheotomy.