Todd Christie Is Sick And Tired Of People Picking On His Cowboys-Loving Brother

Dallas Cowboys superfan Chris Christie was in Jerry Jones’ box yet again yesterday to see his favorite team join forces with the officiating crew and defeat the Detroit Lions.

His unmistakable presence unsurprisingly caused an army of people to get all bent of shape.

One person, however, has the New Jersey governor’s back.

That person is his brother, Todd.

As much as it pains me to say, Christie can root for whatever team he wants. This is America, goddamn it.

On the other hand, you can’t go around butchering celebrations like this on national television and expect people to hold their tongues. This is, after all, America, goddamn it.