Tom Brady might be 41 years old but you wouldn’t really know it based on how well he continues to perform on the football field and there’s no reason to think he’ll be hanging up his cleats any time in the near future.
I don’t know exactly how Brady does it but I can only assume he has a steadily-aging portrait of himself stashed somewhere in his attic, as that’s the most likely explanation for how the quarterback continues to defy the passage of time.
Brady does a lot of things he shouldn’t be able to do at his age, but as you’ll soon see, that isn’t limited to the stuff he pulls off on the gridiron.
This year, Tommy Boy celebrated April Fools’ Day by joining Twitter and briefly scared the shit out of Patriots fans by jokingly announcing he’d be joining Rob Gronkowski in retirement.
It was the ultimate Dad Joke, but to his credit, I don’t know a lot of dads his age who even know how to use Twitter in the first place. However, it appears Brady has already gotten the hang of things based on his latest tweet.
On Monday, March Madness came to a close and the lovably nerdy Darren Rovell spent his evening exactly how you’d expect: tweeting way too much.
Darren posted plenty of incredibly Rovellian tweets over the course of the night but he also decided to unleash his rendition of “One Shining Moment” upon the world and, well, it’s certainly something.
BroBible is not responsible for any ear damage you may have sustained while watching that.
The tweet garnered a number of hilarious replies but I don’t know if anyone was able to top Brady, who decided to shove Rovell into a locker with his response.
Hello, police? I’d like to report a murder.