Prepare To Lose A Few Brain Cells Listening To This Toothless Cowboys Fan Give A Pep Talk For The Ages


My brain involuntarily shut off about halfway through that diatribe. Must have been a defense mechanism. I’m already to the point where I’ve smoked 90% of my braincells into an early death, my brain did what it could to protect the last nine of them. Fuck it, before I get any dumber, let me throw a few gifs at you guys.

When you preppin’ to approach a chick at the bar…

When you plan on saying “Hi, how are you?” but you actually say “I want to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey” and she immediately walks away…

Live look at this dude counting how many times he’s fucked your girlfriend…

When your pep talk so fire, you get vagina juices in your eyes…

Got to abandon this post, I’m losing my appetite.

[h/t Busted Coverage]