The Washington Redskins Are A Literal And Metaphorical Car Wreck Right Now 

Fresh off the heels of what could be a momentum-turning, season-saving win (not really, but allow us to dream), the Washington Redskins have done gone and fucked everything up.

It began with reports this morning that the decision to bench “stud” quarterback Colt McCoy in favor of the dude who nine weeks ago had his ankle bone ripped from his ankle socket (henceforth referred to as Robert Griffin III), was not made by head coach Jay Gruden.

Who, aside from the coach, is dictating personnel on game day?

Here’s ESPN’s Adam Schefter, although if you follow football, you know we are about to travel to Snyder City.

Multiple members of the Washington Redskins organization told ESPN this week that they believe the decision to go back to quarterback Robert Griffin III and away from Colt McCoy, who had led the team to two straight wins, is an owner- and general-manager-driven decision.

Owner Dan Snyder and general manager Bruce Allen are strong Griffin III supporters and sources tell ESPN they believe the time is right for him to return to the starting lineup.

This is bad.

It also appears no one on the team is supporting Griffin right now.

When Griffin began addressing the media in the locker room on Friday for the first time since dislocating his left ankle in Week 2, about 15 teammates began shouting. It was so loud and distracting, the franchise quarterback — and reporters — had to leave the locker room so Griffin could speak someplace where he could be heard. That’s when the cheering got even more boisterous.

That is some grade-school type shit. The kind you’ve come to expect from Washington.

Of course, that report is already being denied.

So that’s the metaphorical part. As for the literal, on the way to the game today in Minnesota, the Skins’ team bus hit a cop car.

Literally.

“”Pierre might have spoken too soon, though.

Not enough players to play.

That is some Redskins shit right there.