Why We Want to Party with Rob Gronkowski

 

A short list of reasons we want to party with Gronk a.k.a. The Biggest Bro In Sports.

1. He straight up jacks hot girl’s beer while partying with them in Vegas.

2. He says he’s a virgin when asked how many chicks he’s slept with.

3. Hot reporters blatantly hit on him while doing their job.

4. He doesn’t have a Snapchat because “too many hot chicks would send nudes to him.”

5. He dry humps old ladies.

6. He hosts “women-only” football camps.

7. He has his own hot sauce.

8. He hasn’t even read the book he “wrote.”

9. He spikes pineapples.

10. He’s throwing a party cruise.

11. He has the banger of 2015 with Big Papi.

12. He hasn’t spent a dime of his millions and millions from his NFL contract, because he’s too busy having fun.