Young Eagles Fan Straight Up Face Palms Redskins’ Chris Thompson After He Tries To Give Her A Game Ball

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I’m 30 years old, and if Hitler rose from the dead and handed me an NFL game ball, I’d cherish it like a life vest on the Titanic. I’d hold it at the alter of my wedding and request to cradle it in my casket. I probably won’t be able to remember my anniversary, but I’d never forget that one time Hitler gave me a game-used football.

This Eagles fan, who is two decades younger than I, is a more evaluated human being, evidently. After scoring a touchdown during his team’s 34-24 loss on Monday night, Redskins running back Chris Thompson attempted to give a young fan a souvenir.

There’s an old saying that goes, “There’s something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.” It looks like only one of us has that problem.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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