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There is only one rule to fashion: there are no rules to fashion. My aunt’s flower-embroidered purple turtleneck could be the next Balenciaga piece if an influencer who isn’t allergic to cat hair was spotted wearing it on their Instagram. It’s not what you wear, it’s how you wear it. Confidence is key, I yell from the mountaintops in my crocs, jorts, and AND 1 t-shirt.
If you don’t believe me, check out this new Prada banana bowling shirt that is the hottest thing in the streets right now. As High Snobiety points out, several stars and influencers have rocked the $1,200 shirt including 032c Fashion Director Marc Goehring, G.O.O.D. Music President Pusha T, and Jurassic Park’s Jeff Goldblum.
This is what would pop out if Guy Fieri and Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski fucked:
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I want to hate this shirt so bad. Everything I’ve grown up on begs me to hate this shirt. But I need it like I need a cigarette after sex. I need it so bad I’m thinking of starting a GoFundMe for my sick grandmother, setting the goal at $2,400, and using the donations to buy two of them.
But wait. There’s more. Prada also remixed the bowling shirt with a banana print that will cost a cool $1,700. Just like this shirt, grandma just got sicker.
Pusha T looks fly AF in those threads but how about the youngest Hanson brother?
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Dude looks so cocksure I have no choice but to respect it.
Oh wait, there’s another.
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Ok, heat check. The line has been drawn.
[h/t High Snobiety]